I just sneezed everywhere.....everywhere. Now no one will talk to me.
I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
As your boss, I feel obligated to tell you that turning our management meeting into a kegger may just be the best idea you've given me yet.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
there is a dorito bag in my car full of my mouth blood
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
He a gives rim jobs, because, of course a guy who opens doors and makes reservations would lick your anus..like a gentleman.
i've got three words. i. was. spanked.
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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