rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
Just saved her as "new hostess that randy banged" ...I forgot her name
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
The lifeguard told us we had to move Mike before the tide came in when he passed out.
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm pretty sure they had a hash wedding cake. I love college weddings.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
Lucas & I had a photo shoot with her cape & I had child arm floaties on most the night.. woke up in a spiderman bed
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Hung out near hay bales in sweaters then she gave me a pumpkin spice pop rocks bj. That was so freakin' seasonal.
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
He only has one ball. it was like fucking a cyclops.
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
Pro tip: When you spend the afternoon banging your boss, don’t meet your mother-in-law for dinner if you still smell like cum and watermelon flavored lube
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