Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
does pizza still have the 5 second rule in the bubble bath?
You were laying in bed whispering and crying to the half eaten burrito saying "why am I shitting so much" and "what did I do to deserve this"
I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
Were making Christian mingle accounts. First one to get laid doesn't pay bar tabs for a month.
Challenge accepted. See you in hell.
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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