it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
Would it help you get over me if I told you that I had unprotected sex last night?
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
I was puking in the bathroom when my fake tooth fell off of my retainer so I just walked out of the bar and didn't say goodbye to my date
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
That moment when your fucking in an airport bathroom and forget to lock the door. That poor man...scarred forever...
Why put me through the conflicting battle of being happy for your vagina but sad for my vagina for no reason ahole
I finished masturbating now I'm eating french toast crunch. What is life, and what are friends.
YO. MCGRIDDLES.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
Randomize
