after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
He just did blow off my nipples. He's not serious about his girlfriend.
the bathroom floor of the diner looks a lot different when you're not rolling around and puking on it.
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
I'm having a really difficult time dealing with the fact that my dog now shares a name with Snooki's crotch-spawn.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
Do you think I'm short enough to dress up in a ghost costume and go trick or treating and have people believe that I'm actually a child?
Come over. But instead of sex, will you rub anti itch cream all over my face?
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
if a girl cums in a dorm room and no one hears it did it really happen?
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I recall trading my iPhone watch for a carton of Marlboros.
Found an elderly homeless guy with a Gandalf beard passed out on my porch. I put a Santa hat over his erect dick cause he was naked.
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