i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
just threw the rents a curveball by making french toast and bacon when i came home sober. good luck tellin when im high/drunk now.
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
She carries a brick in her purse. I wouldn't get in a fight with her
Watch the news tonight. They interviewed me about a fire. I was high as balls so it should be entertaining.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
He called me khaleesi while I rode his dick. He wins
Morning fuck and a coffee. ARE YOU READY TO CONQUER THE GALAXY WITH ME??
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