that's the ideal party shoe. cute, but i can still puke in them.
I sold my books for weed money!
Finals don't start for a week...
I give him blow jobs while he watches sports.. how am I not his gf yet??
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
I'm drunk enough to talk Barbara Walters outta her panties
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
purchased gas station taquitos and condoms at 4 this morning. It has been magical..
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
I FOUND A VIBRATOR IN MY BABY BROTHERS ROOM. IM FREAKIN OUT MAN ITS BIGGER THEN MINE
put it back and chill out ok
NO FUCK HES 15 WHO EVEN SOLD HIM THAT HES A BABY
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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