Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Dude, I had to masturbate just to stay warm. Please pay the gas bill?
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
I'm not throwing down for dinner because I plan to have so much tequila I puke it up anyways. How much is a cab home?
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
He fell into the beer pong table and broke it. Then he threatened to throw the toliet at us if we didn't let him keep playing
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
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