I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
i dont even know how to be here
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I'm in Target and the lady in front of me is buying three Summer's Eve douches, a box of fishsticks and a giant bottle of vodka. The sad thing is I get it.
So he didn't pull out. And I like flipped out. And the he told me to chill and opened up a drawer full of packs of Plan B and handed me one.......
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
His response today determines what state my vagina will be in this weekend.
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
The coke machine at work is laughing at me. Literally. I just heard laughter from the coke machine
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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