There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
You walked in with a firecracker and a doughnut then demonstrated what a lazy job he did fucking you
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
He just told an 8 year old to go fuck himself so we probably won't be in the butterfly exhibit much longer.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
If there aren't any tits where you are, you're doing it wrong.
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
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