The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I am doing a scientific study and i need a brief description of the underpants you are wearing
Every time we have sex I can't stop thinking about Jesus
can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
You spent most of the night crying and throwing leftover meatballs at the neighbors dogs
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I'm not afraid to fist fight your child if I feel he is standing in between me and some tacos.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
We knew it was a good time to leave when you spilt the salsa on the ground and were trying to put it back in the jar with your hands
And I just realized we will be at a strip club when the end of the world is supposed to happen. This is destiny
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
Idk I've taught my 18 month old how to say nipple so kids aren't all bad
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