someone get that fucking seahorse.
shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
I was THIS CLOSE. But drunk me wanted to play those washboard abs with a spoon, like an actual washboard. Apparently that hurts, so I just squished it out at home alone.
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
My night can be summed up in 3 words: Vodka. Threesomes. Hospital.
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
It finally happened. Some guy just tried to catfish me with my own dick pic. Of course I told him that it was the hottest dick I'd ever seen and that I would do anything for that particular dick.
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