When do i get to see u next week?
When I teabag your entire family
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
They should make Glad Forceflex condoms.
only you would photoshop your dick
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I hid drinks in her bathroom closet.... like a squirrel... a squirrel who knew she was going to get cut off soon
Strip beer pong in the front yard? Of course the cops showed up
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
No fucking Jell-O shots or meth. Those are the rules
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
Did you apologize to him for the trip to the strip club as a first date or is that something that just gets swept under the rug??
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