Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
Running into your random closeted hookup from last night is really awkward when you have to sit next to him and his girlfriend in a 200 person class.
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
Thou shall not get drunk and hit bitch cup in pong and take shirt off while wearing a see-through lace bra again
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
HOW THE FUCK IS IT POSSIBLE THAT THE JUNIOR HIGH STUDENT IS BETTER AT BEING AN ADULT THAN I AM!?!?
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
I swear to god my spidey sense only tingles when someone’s about to die or you’re being a hoe.
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