I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
I know. My only sports are biking to buy drugs and running from the police.
Getting day drunk before work is perfectly acceptable when its 99 cent margaritas.
Just walked in on him banging another girl. He told me " sorry but I'm gonna finish now that I'm caught" ...... I think this is the reason god gave me four older brothers....
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
I ate icecream cake off your tits for my birthday, if that's not love I don't know what is.
It's only 9 and these two girls are already walking around Walmart barefoot and holding their heels. WE NEED TO STEP IT UP.
My new plan is to whip out my titties when they arrive. Maybe they won’t notice that I broke the couch fucking my boss...
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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