Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Spaghetti and Car Bombs, good idea or what will end up on the bar in a few minutes?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
I just figured out, there are 9 children in this world that I can look at in the face and say "I fucked your mom."
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
could hear acupuncture therapist getting blown in the next room over the whale music
There's gotta be a lawn gnome full ecstasy around here somewhere. And by golly I will find it
I'm texting an actual stripper. A male stripper. I dont wanna talk about it yet
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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