And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
Well for one thing, she was eating rice with a shot glass.
She just messaged me 19 sad faces.
just saw a former disney star do a keg stand. her life choices have improved.
Should I mail that cop his nightstick or just throw it away?
Congratulations!! You are the WINNER of a brand new BLOWJOB!! You can collect your prize between the hours of 12pm and 1pm today, anywhere you'd like!!! :)
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
Besides the kids on acid... I was the highest kid there
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
and then I drunkenly screamed, "you can ride that Uber all the way to revenge city!"
which was funny until I realized I paid for my enemy's cab to go fuck my ex
Just asphyxiate me and toss my corpse in the Ocean. It'll be easier than whatever the next four or eight years will bring.
I got a 93 percent on my last mid term and I was drunk. Think of the possibilities if i were sober for the one thats tommorrow.
it will be a surprise...all I can say is stripper clown.
I remember her making the first martini but the rest of the weekend is a blur of vodka, high heels and sex toys.
First time being used by a cougar. Definitely okay with it
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