how can u be prego again
I want to touch your soul through your body...with my penis...
Mike i'm at church right now...
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I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
When I asked if she spit or swallow she replied "I never learned how to spit"
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
who was wearing the fake mustache? I just found one in my cleavage
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
Did you really eat 10 ice cream cones today?
It was tough but I powered through it.
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
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