i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
You cant give me a fifth of god damn jim beam and expect me not to cheat on my gf.
the lighter is IN the bong. I don't know what to do
Do you need a place to sleep? Cause I fucked in the guestroom a few weeks ago and never washed the sheets. But if you don't care neither do I.
We just made a drinking game out of our chemistry review. This might explain my chemistry grade.
Last night we looked at each other with an expression of "fuck I am so done being normal", took off our shirts, and danced around in our bras
I woke up this morning with a wristband and I thought I went to the hospital last night I actually went ice skating instead
You know it's time to cut back when your unemployed drug dealer roommate tells you that you party too hard.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I'm gonna take a nap by the fireplace and pretend like I know what day it is.
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
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