If I was on drugs, this would be amazing
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
The school security guard knows my name.... I think I'm missing some memories...
You came down the stairs dressed as winnie the pooh and kicking cups off the table and out of people's hands
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
So we decided we're going to stop having sex...except for tonight. And probably tomorrow.
THIS IS AN AMERICAN HORROR STORY I CAN'T FIND MY VIBRATOR ANYWHERE WHICH MEANS I LOST IT WHEN I MOVED WHICH MEANS MY POOR VIBRATOR IS OUT THERE IN THE WORLD ALL ALONE RIGHT NOW WHAT AM I GOING TO DO
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
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