quit re-tweeting John McCain's tweets
I saw the video from Saturday. So, how much did I drink for me to think I was a duck and strip my clothes?
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Ideas I've had tonight: An entire movie based off the Pixar lamp jumping on stuff.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
This girl I interned with got engaged today and I'm just like over here taking plan B with my tacos and PBR.
I just swiped right for a guy on Tinder solely because it looked like he was holding Zoboomafoo
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
We left an ass print on the conference room table, but I don’t think anyone caught on
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