My sis friend said it was fake then described it as "scary"...greatest adj ever applied to my dick
Im def. not watching the CMAs. If Kanyes not gonna be there whats the point?
you made me "pop lock and drop it" as a sobriety test last night..
She was really fucking loud. My neighbors definetly knew my name...
Drunk me was responsible for doing it, but sober me was definitely cheering him on
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
I rolled out of the car, crawled on all fours to the door, did somersaults all the way to my room, and then I ran across the parking lot to tell our neighbor you wanted to bang him. I'm not even sure if it was the right guy.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
I wanna send them a card but I don't think hallmark makes a "sorry your fiance and another girl blew me at the same time in a frat house but congrats!" card
I'm glad our friendship can withstand laughing mid-blowjob during the diarrhea scene in Dumb & Dumber.
i can trust myself, just not when im drunk. and drinking is my favorite pastime
i told her we had a class about unicorns together. i'd say it was a good night
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