Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Sounds good. Look at us. Planning sex like proper adults.
He thought he was ordering for the whole party so when he came back with thirty burritos and four of us were left, he wasn't happy
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
The only alcohol at my aunts was mikes hard so I drank 9 of them and puked in the master bath
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
as a self proclaimed hoe im ok with a lotta things but that is not fucking one of them
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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