To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
bitch asked me if i cared if she kept her snuggie on while we had sex
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
i should have probably stopped drinking when my beer pong shots were hitting the other team in the face..
yeah thats usually a good indication.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
In other news there is a guy at my office who I'm pretty sure will be wearing someone's skin as a coat one day.
I don't want to flatter myself but after the way he was looking at me today I think it might be me.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
I believe in your delicious
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
They have one of those claw machines here... with a dildo in it...
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