When you wake up, I have rum and am in town
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
The stripper had a daughter my age and offered to introduce us. I didn't know what to say to that.
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
All I really remember is shouting "THANKS FOR LETTING ME MAKE OUT WITH YOUR GIRLFRIEND."
What can I say? You have this amazing power over straight girls.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
While buying Plan B the lady at the counter looked at me and said hope you have a successful night as I walked away in shame
just found a joint on the street in downtown. smoked it with the hot guy from my chem class
WHAT IS UP WITH YOU SMOKING/ DRINKING THINGS OFF THE GROUND?
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