That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
i asked if you wanted help changing your sheets after you threw up in bed. you politely declined. i take no responsibility after that.
He is making me drink his THC water out of a milk jug.
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
YOU'D BE LIKE A MERMAID! I'll bring you coffee filters to cover your tits.
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