belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
its not stalking. its research.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
Do vagina's smell?
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
She was surprised when she saw all our living room furniture was made from old kegs. It's like she's never met us before...
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
The van in front of me contains people having SEX. I am in full view of a SEX VAN.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
I've realized that my life is a cycle of high that is only broken by sobering up at work, which only happens because I can't smoke more
The fact that you cheered yourself on while you puked saying it was your first college puke, blacked out, and sang taylor swift to the toilet confirms the fact that we are related. I've never been more proud.
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