isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
his face was nice enough, but his choice of footwear screamed columbian drug lord
We need to step up our tailgating...they're here drinking out of a prosthetic leg
Well my sober pact lasted almost an hour. Then I did four shots. But in other news, one of those shots I took with a midget. So like I couldn't turn that shit down.
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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