i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Why wouldn't u just let me ride the washing machine
It's gotten to the point that the dirty talk in my head when I touch myself has your accent
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
Standards are awful. It's like living in the zombie apocalypse. You can only have sex with certain people
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Batteries died. I don't care that you're studying for the bar. Come over. Bring the law books and study after. I'll even make coffee.
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
I let my daughters ex boyfriend take me home from the bar. Hey, at least he's old enough to drink
as I was leaving in the morning with his clothes on his roommate pops up and goes 'don't you dare steal that shirt, i gave it to him for his birthday'.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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