one word: firstdatebathroomanal
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
Found my little brother jerking off with a condom. he said he was "practicing"
OMG its one we used last night
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
I guess I just laid down next to him with the entire pot of mac n cheese and started giving him a handie with one hand and eating with the other
She looks like she smells of sausage, sunblock and sorrow.
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
My inner 10 year old alcoholic is intrigued.
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
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