I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
And I threw up 26 times yesterday. I actually think I threw up a spider too.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
Things he's good at: oral sex and geometry. Things he's not good at: actual sex.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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