I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I want to make a zoo with you.
You were running around the house covered in syrup, with shredded down pillow feathers on your body screaming "AFLACK!" at everyone
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
So the bartender tried kicking me out but i screamed im an RA you cant kick me out
I just spent an hour in the shower pretending I was a member of the b-52's. I can't go to work like this
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Drunk you needs to learn how to call sober me, so sober me can talk your drunk vagina down.
Fun fact: My predictive text now prompts "walrus" as the most likely word to follow "intoxicated"...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
Do plants get herpes?
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