were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
Well I don't think you could recreate that hangover if you tried. It was like the perfect storm of hangovers.
This got awkward about two "Oh yeah"s ago.
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
woke up outside on the porch naked surrounded by beer cans with a towl around my neck. i must be in heaven cause i've never seen this place before.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
And then he said he wanted to "get really weird with me on my horse." I took that as he wants to fuck me while riding my horse. Could be a good time.
He won't leave and I need to take a shit and vomit, quite possibly at the same time.
I can see their wedding vows now: 'Til basicness do us part
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Protip if he licks the back of your knee and you reflexively kick him your game of 'lick the lady' is over.
Randomize
