He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Balls are wasted. Waste are ballsted. Ballsd wasted
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
So much beer in the passenger seat the seatbelt light is blinking
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
also i don't know what you guys ate last night but he broke the toilet
You know something is wrong with your lifestyle when you have to clean easy Mac cheese powder off of your scale
at least it's not cocaine like last time
Am I the only one who finds it completely appropriate to pre-game our Brazilians?
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