But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
btw my roommates send a round of applause to you and that guy you tried to fuck on our wall. Additionally they hope he got it in.
No it's cool, He's been doing my English papers in exchange for lap dances since the eleventh grade. We're very professional.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
I feel a blackout coming on
Plz don't have me burst into your house saying you're late for re airport to rescue you from a fat girl again
That was 2 times
I walked in the kitchen and heard her saying "We could have been so good together" as she caressed an egg with her cheek.
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