nut hugger
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Apparently someone switched my cash for monopoly money after midnight so I couldn't get any more drinks at the bar
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
he's drinking beer at home in his underwear tonight and if you want to come over the dresscode is underwear only. And you have to bring beer.
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
Its like no one cares im drunk naked wet and ready to throw myself at some one hold on i found a solution to my problems
I love pie. Pie understands me and the spatula
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
I was dreaming of a parallel reality and in the dream I just looked up at my present self and was like "you're high, man"
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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