So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
Lol. Awesome. Seriously though, I need you focused next year. We're gone have a lot of drinking and stupid nonsense to do, and I don't want dumb shit like responsibility to get in my fucking way.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
Waiting to interview and found a beer in my purse from last night
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
okay i know we havent talked for like weeks but i just really wanted to tell you that i miss your dick. like alot.
whose this? and thank you
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