Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
remember last night when you and I took turns yelling THIS IS HUGE in my dogs faces? I love wine night.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
You insisted on drinking champagne out of the dog bowl
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
IT'S LINGERIE PURCHASED FROM A FLEA MARKET, THE ONLY THING IT'S GOING TO BE POSITIVE FOR IS A TEST FOR HIV
The waitress asked if you wanted white or brown, and you said "Isn't it all the same color when it's toasted?". She stared at you for about 20 seconds before she decided that you weren't fucking with her.
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
There is maybe 10 hours out of any given day we aren't sober.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
I think I may be going on too many job interviews. I've started to bring up Shonda Rhimes in my interview answers.
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
I am 11 times too hungover to give the eulogy
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