Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
what happened last night?
u kept telling him to fuck u optimus prime style
that explains why his roommate kept saying autobots roll out this morning as i left
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
Did I get stoned on a sunday afternoon and speak to someone on the phone for an hour about cats and their behaviour? Glad you asked. And yes.
You're the best friend ever. I wouldn't want to do the walk of shame with anyone else.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
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