All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
I'm starting a point system. For every 2 beer runs i do for u slackers i get a free bottle of Barefoot.
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
It was a mess. I sat on the kitchen floor with maple whiskey and cried into a bowl of poutine. I've never even been to canada
Her parents are celebrating she found someone so well endowed.
Will there be champagne when they see the pay check?
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
Dude my toilet did not deserve what I just did to it
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
The strippers who live across the street set up a decently professional stage on their front balcony and a banner for a go fund me... I think we're gonna get a show.
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