I don't usually arrange sex via text message
It's Friday. Sex?
i just peed out my two story window using my cell phone as a flashlight . hope the neighbors didnt see
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
the last thing i remember was the norwegian kid tacking a bag of wine to the ceiling, then boom! shower drain.
Man...I want to get monumentally fucked tonight.
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
On a scale of one to liver failure, how bad would it be if I played thunderstruck alone?
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
I need to pull it together. I just cried my eyes out to Master Chef Junior.
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