these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
If thou arrisest to consciousness before I, rise me to an office of alertness for occupations such as brunch. Warm Regards, your roommate.
My sister was borrowing my phone when the sext came through. She just said "wow. He's got a nice dick!" Then went on like nothing happened. Outed by a dick pic and its no big deal. Best sister ever.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I remember puking but I don't remember where. PSA: don't go barefoot around the house
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
IM FILLED WITH SANDWICHES AND SELF LOATHING
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
He did a backflip because drugs
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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