if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
I can't. I can't get out. He cooked me food. And made me jager bombs. And painted a glow in the dark smilie face on my boobs
i'm duct taped to my bed with a condom in my hand. something went wrong
You were buying shots for everyone, saying, "I got a tax refund. I'm a MILLIONAIRE."
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
It's scary that my vibrator is a dangerous weapon. I want a new one.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
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