i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
how did we ever eat at restaurants where they DIDNT squirt-gun tequila in our mouths?
I have hooked up with someone in EVERYONE OF MY CLASSES.
That's how you know you deserve to be a senior
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
In the middle of the State of the Union, she unzipped my pants and started giving me head. I've never been so proud to be an American.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
if i had known the extra weight would have gone to my tits, i would have started drinking years ago
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
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