I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
she said she didn't want to sleep with me again because I wasnt a generous lover. I ignored her slight moustache, didnt i? i think thats pretty damn generous
scratch lunch, i just found about 7 more dicks drawn on my back
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
come back what if one of your parents walks in and im just sitting here eating a cheesesteak without you
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
She kept telling the ambulance to sit down and then started crying when we told her it couldn't hear her
You slow clapped the stripper last night.
When someone comes out of your vagina and stomps on your dreams, you'll understand.
Code 10 We gotta leave. Now. I took a dump in the upstairs toilet and its clogged and overflowing, and believe me I don't want to have to explain myself to this frat on parents weekend.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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