I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
It's not fair. Guys with dicks that huge should not be allowed to be catholic.
the theme of the baby shower is Nightmare On Prego Street
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Got cut off last night cuz this chick had her hands down my shorts and was blatantly playing with my dick while I was trying to order. apparently that's "frowned upon"
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
Sorry for cyberstalking your dad.
Just let me suck your dick and be happy. Let me have this.
Please don't finger me like a jackhammer. I'm a woman not a construction site.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
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