Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
I feel like "stop licking my face" isn't something that needs to be repeated twice
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
I just imagined you going baby-crazy and trying to shove him up into your uterus. Yes, I'm aware he's 7 years old.
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
He put chocks of wood in front of his doors to stop me from leaving. I'm not nearly drunk enough for that to be appropriate behaviour.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I had a dream last night that I used a condom when I had sex. That's how I knew it was a dream
I woke up naked in her room. More precisely, I woke up naked in her room with her and her sister laughing at my penis. I hate my life.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
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