David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
Would you let Jessica Biel poop in front of you to see her naked...but you have to wipe her too?
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
I told her i was enlisting in the air force tomorrow.....it was like the activation code to her vagina
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
I bet it kind of sucks while you do community service I'm getting blown in the shower. haha
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
Broke my ankle and blacked out on my scooter last night. 'Twas grand.
You carved your initals into all my vitamins and said "now a small part of me will be in you every morning" before you fell asleep with my thong on your head.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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