sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
I just had to tell her that no she really doesnt need to sneak pizza from mcmurrays out in a plastic bag for me later
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
And then. You beer bonged 3 tall boys. In a row. Fell into some kids lap. And pulled down my shirt trying to get up. Thank you for that. I got laid
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
It all went downhill when I figured out I could launch myself into people with my crutches
I'm happy I peed in your laundry basket last night
idk i was trying to watch Fuller House and you got up out of a dead sleep, just in your boxers, said "no more Dave Coulier" and walked out to the living room and unplugged the router
Who died my cat blue again?
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I parked in the SAE Fraternity lot and left a note that said if you don't tow me you will all get a blowjob.
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