hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
had a guy just try to take his underwear off in the middle of the bar w o taking his pants off. That kind of Sunday afternoon
Yo send me the pic of me stickn my dick in the paint bucket last night
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
He had a tramp stamp of his own phone number. You can't tell me that isn't smart.
When he texted me, I got a little wet. Until he asked me to get Jimmy Johns before I got to his house.
If my bootycall doesn't bring over a Baconnator, I swear to fucking God, I'm not letting him in. The hunger is that real. Forget his Persian dick.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
My roommate fed me my birth control pill while I was hungover laying on the couch so that's how my morning has been
i want george washington to fuck me as hard as he can holy shit
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
Like he legitimately was standing straight up, feet on the roof, not holding on to a moving car.
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